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"I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog."

"You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye."

"God, you had enough time to have been through it three times. You've been through my stuff. I bet you over and let one of you stick the world's longest finger up my ass. If a prostate check is an exam, that was a motherfucking safari. I was scared to look down. I thought I'd see that guy's finger nail sticking out of my cock."

"There's folks 'ud stand on their heads and then say the fault was i' their boots."
Explore more quotes by Gustave Flaubert

"Everything one invents is true, you may be perfectly sure of that. Poetry is as precise as geometry."

"Of all possible debauches, traveling is the greatest that I know; that's the one they invented when they got tired of all the others."

"Caught up in life, you see it badly. You suffer from it or enjoy it too much. The artist, in my opinion, is a monstrosity, something outside of nature."

"One mustn't look at the abyss, because there is at the bottom an inexpressible charm which attracts us."
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