"Don't confound static electricity with ecstatic eccentricity. One will leave your hair up, the other will live up in the air!"

Humor, Wit, Observation, Science

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"Don't confound static electricity with ecstatic eccentricity. One will leave your hair up, the other will live up in the air!"

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