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"Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better."
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"That most limited of all specialists, the "well-rounded man"."
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"The world system is employment."
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"A butler supplies food to nourish your body, but a writer nourishes your mind through writing."
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"Do not be weary to make money."
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"Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays."
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"Work was intended not to give a man a reason to live, but rather to give him a means to live."
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"Be robust enough to work more than a robot!"
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"Being happy at work is possible for all of us, anytime & anywhere, with open eyes and a caring heart."
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"Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work."
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"Do all the work you while you still have strength."
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"People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are."
People

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither."
Woman

"Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with."
Comedy

"I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid."
Care

"Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make."
Money

"As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything."
Government

"When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show."
Honor

"When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot."
Losing

"Nothing's funny about someone who's successful."
Funny

"The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them."
Brother
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