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"I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one."
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"Respect your voice. Be a voice for those who do not have a voice."

"Never hurt a woman because she is someone's mother or will be someone's mother. Could you hurt your mother?"

"If he pursues women infront of you, you are worth more than him. If you pursue a man, because of tactless spite, he is worth more than you. We're all entitled to live to the truths in our hearts, some won't understand it & that's ok, but it's never & I mean NEVER ok to intentionally go out of your way to make another's journey harder because of the perception they've had on your own."

"Popularity does not equal respect. It is not only kids who will do what they think they must to fit in and be popular-adults do it too."
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"When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that."

"I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again."

"If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it."

"I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up."

"They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day."

"I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show."

"There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything up here, and if you've got comics who are gifted because of where they're from, you shouldn't drag them away from that natural resource."
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