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"Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?"
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"By this way you may dress all sorts of horses in the utmost perfection, if you know how to practice it; a thing that is very easy in the hands of a master."
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"Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to."
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"Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?"
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"You had to make sure that the tone of your dress was not the same tone as the curtains, for instance."
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"I like there to be some testosterone in rock, and it's like I'm the one in the dress who has to provide it."
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"I'm just a bleeping maniac in straight clothing. There's no reason to dress my monster up."
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"A woman should be less concerned about Paris and more concerned about whether the dress she's about to buy relates to the way she lives."
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"There's no drugs, no Tom in a dress, no psychiatrists."
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"Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something."
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"I don't make an effort to be sloppy. I just don't consider a perfect hairdo and a perfect face to be beautiful. If I had my way I'd dress myself and do my own makeup for magazine shoots."
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"The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger member."
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"Being asked what animal you'd like to be is a trick question; you're already an animal."
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"Technology favors horrible people."
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"Telling people they look relaxed makes them look relaxed."
People
"People are pretty forgiving when it comes to other people's families. The only family that ever horrifies you is your own."
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"A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment you're past it."
Connection
"Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life."
Life
"When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they're going to find all of those gyms their scary-looking gym equipment, and they're going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture."
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"If nothing else, we simply get used to being alive."
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"Nothing very very good and nothing very very bad ever lasts for very very long."
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