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"Goldilocks in the flesh. He zoned out for a second, lost in the smooth texture of her skin, so he had zero time to react when the bikini top flying through the air hit him in the chest....She contemplated the ground for a second. 'I'd like my top back, please.'I don't know,' he teased. 'It could be construed as a deadly weapon."
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