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"I know supposedly God has anger, vengeance, and wrath, and if he doesn't have a sense of humor I'm in big trouble!"
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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."
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"You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youE1d actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donE1t think sheE1s joking."
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"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."
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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"
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"Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses."
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"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."
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"It's not that I really cheat at golf. I play for my health and a low score makes me feel better."
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"If you're brighter than a lightning bug, don't show your ass."
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"Take a giant drink of natures endless stream let it spout from your mouth in words so serene."
Nature
"Yes I'm Bipolar but I'm as normal as you except the times when my mind thinks like two."
Mental Health
"Substance of your belief has nothing to do with the size of the book you use or how often you open it."
Faith
"If you're brighter than a lightning bug, don't show your ass."
Humor
"I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and no I wasn't wearing them."
Humor
"You can't put a price on fun, it's always priceless."
Joy
"Love is only a one syllable word but it's the most powerful one mankind's ever heard."
Love
"Many call it the 1000 yard stare and can't realize the pain when PTSD takes us there."
Trauma
"When I was a kid I loved wall paper it added a lot of fiber to my paint chips."
Life
"I guess the all and all answer in life is what Facades you want to believe in the most."
Identity
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