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"People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant."

"Steve Martin is one of the most intelligent, well-read human beings that I've ever come across. He is equally as funny off screen as he is on. But he also has a very intellectual side, and he's a really nice human being. We actually become good friends."
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"I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with."

"The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone."

"Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much."

"It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in."

"After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird."

"If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure."

"I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig."
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