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"If Christmas is a universally comprehensive and keenly clandestine rescue mission strategically crafted by God Himself eons before the rescue was necessary, it would naturally follow that if it is doomed to anything, it is doomed to incontestable success."
"Christmas is not something that sprang from the musings of some person who creatively devised caricatures of elves, spiraling candy canes, visions of a magical city whose foundation was nestled in the far reaches of the North Pole, or embellishments of a kindly bishop spun by myth into a bearded old man in a red suit."
"The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, 'I can't think of anything to give you, but here's a new suitcase.' Afterward, I was like, 'What were you thinking, idiot?'"
"In another Christmas story, Dale Pearson, evil developer, self-absorbed woman hater, and seemingly unredeemable curmudgeon, might be visited in the night by a series of ghosts who, by showing him bleak visions of Christmas future, past, and present, would bring about in him a change to generosity, kindness, and a general warmth toward his fellow man. But this is not that kind of Christmas story, so here, in not too many pages, someone is going to dispatch the miserable son of a bitch with a shovel. That's the spirit of Christmas yet to come in these parts. Ho, ho, ho."
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"May the kites you fly carry your dreams higher and your hopes brighter this festive season."
"Let every kite you fly remind you of your limitless potential and the happiness you deserve."
"May this Makar Sankranti inspire you to reach new heights and embrace new opportunities."
"To the love of my life, thank you for making every moment together unforgettable. Happy Valentine's Day!"
"Wishing you a Sankranti full of ambition, achievement, and joyful celebrations with loved ones."
"Wishing you a day filled with patriotism, pride, and the joy of freedom. May America continue to be a beacon of hope and democracy!"
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