"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."

Faces, First, Forget, Names

43

Create Your Own Wallpaper

Standard

Customized

"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."

Exlpore more Faces quotes

"Arizona faces many challenges ahead. None is more important or more pressing than passing a new state budget."

Jane D. Hull, American Politician

Faces, State

"My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly."

Paul Lynde, American Comedian

Faces, Sisters, Ugly

"I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is."

Fred Allen, American Comedian

Faces, Names, Trouble

"When a piece gets difficult, make faces."

Artur Schnabel, Polish Musician

Faces,

"I believe that robots should only have faces if they truly need them."

Donald Norman, American Scientist

Faces,

"There are mystically in our faces certain characters which carry in them the motto of our souls, wherein he that cannot read A, B, C may read our natures."

Thomas Browne, British Scientist

Faces, May

"It's very schizophrenic because I like a lot of very straight pop, like Small Faces, Stones, Kinks; and on the other hand, I like a lot of avant garde things."

Andy Partridge, British Musician

Faces,

"Breasts and bottoms look boringly alike. Faces, though, can be quite different and a damn sight more interesting!"

Lee Remick, American Actress

Faces, Sight

"I think I'm a million different faces."

Rachael Leigh Cook, American Actress

Faces,

"The most loving parents and relatives commit murder with smiles on their faces. They force us to destroy the person we really are: a subtle kind of murder."

Jim Morrison, American Musician

Faces, Force, Murder, Parents

Explore more quotes by George Burns

"If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it."

Key

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."

Money

"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."

People

"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples."

Retirement

"I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked."

Dying

"Be quick to learn and wise to know."

Quick

"The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

Honesty

"Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up."

Time

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

Age

"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."

Trouble