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"The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent."
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"I wish I had a talent for dropping things as well as taking on new ones. It gets to be quite a clutter after a while."

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"My talent is such that no undertaking, however vast in size... has ever surpassed my courage."

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"A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian."

"Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that."

"It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world."

"When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs."

"Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38."
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