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"I am a mathematician and I can confidently say that the best figure ever produced is your phone number."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
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"No matter how many times audience has already applauded, the sound of their applause will get louder with the better quality of your magic effect."
Performance
"Simplicity saves strength."
Simplicity
"For few matters you need to be solo, for some matters you need soul mate and for many matters you need society."
Relationship
"My men are my money."
Success
"Responsibility and duty are different things, you can sacrifice your responsibility for your duty but you cannot sacrifice your duty for your responsibility."
Duty
"Don't behave like your heart and mind are strangers to you; they are yours, don't depend on others to understand them, you got to understand them."
Self
"When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there."
Advice
"Music shouldn't be just a tune, it should be a touch."
Life
"Sometimes for the spectators a great magic effect is worth a life's experience."
Wisdom
"Leaders console the world with their speeches, heroes console the world with their actions."
Leadership
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