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"Our flag is not just one of many political points of view. Rather, the flag is a symbol of our national unity."
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"I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it."

"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect."

"Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established."

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

"Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive."
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