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George Carlin

"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood."

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Amber Hurdle

"The giant console, high ceilings, and glass windows mean nothing than love from the heart."

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"We have all of us sufficient fortitude to bear the misfortunes of others."

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Amber Hurdle

"Our flag is not just one of many political points of view. Rather, the flag is a symbol of our national unity."

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"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood."

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