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"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood."

George Carlin, American Comedian

Symbol, Want, Wood

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"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood."

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"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood."

George Carlin, American Comedian

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