"Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need."

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"Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need."

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"Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable."

"Without the Mind, there is no God. Without you, there is no God."

"A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell."

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