top of page
.png){kind=small}
Exlpore more Humor quotes
"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."
"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."
"I laugh for sheer medicinal purposes, because I feel I might die otherwise."
"Extolling the virtues of conservation of energy, Churchill advised, "Never stand when you can sit, and never sit when you can lie down."
"Hey, guard! Ian hollered out loud. "Do you think we could get a bathroom break? The guard seemed to snicker as he pointed to the grass outside the cell. Eena smirked at how dead-on her thoughts had been after all. "Come on, Ian complained. "She can't do that, she's a girl. The soldier smiled wryly, a shrug communicating his indifference. Eena laughed in her mind. (I don't know what you think's so funny. You're the one who's gotta pee.) Oddly enough, that fact just made her laugh even more."
"Did you talk to him about it?""Oh, sure. Nothing happened, yadda yadda. The usual. But my maydar went off like crazy.""Maydar?""As in, he may be thinking about super hot sex with her. Like radar, only not as sure."
Explore more quotes by Ziad K. Abdelnour
"Don't promise when you're happy, don't reply when you're angry, and don't decide when you're sad."
"Don't ever be afraid to show who you really are, because as long as you are happy with yourself, no one else's opinion matters."
"Don't be afraid to make people mad. Your honesty will inspire your true followers. I piss off tons of people every day."
"Your best friends should bring out the best in you. If they don't, lose them; they are no friends."
"Life is not something that "has" meaning. It's something we give meaning to. You don't "end up" with a meaningful life, you create it."
"You want something real bad? Go after it with ferocity like if your life depended on it and never ever surrender. Only a question of time."
bottom of page