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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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Personal Development
"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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Personal Development
"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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Personal Development
"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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Personal Development
"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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Personal Development
"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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Personal Development
"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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Personal Development
"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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Personal Development
"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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Personal Development
"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
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"Work hard in silence, let your success be your noise."
Success
"Don't chase people. Be yourself, do your own thing and work hard. The right people will come to you and stay."
Self
"You are either going to go through the pain of disappointment or discipline in your life. The latter makes the pain worth it."
Discipline
"I believe Government should encourage competition, NOT prop up the weak when the going gets tough."
Politics
"I am not a killer. I just win - Thoroughly - After all, winning isn't everything but wanting to win is."
Success
"Always follow your heart ... But take your brain with you too.... Be smart."
Wisdom
"Women worry about the things that men forget, Men worry about the things that women remember."
Gender
"Any definition of a successful life must include service to others."
Service
"Myth: Bail-in plans would recapitalize big banks. Fact: big banks are far too insolvent to remotely be in a position for such restoration."
Economy
"Until you are broken, you don't know what you're made of."
Strength
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