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"That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50."
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"I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them."
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"I was up until all hours of the night, listening to stories, meeting great old comedians."
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"My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens."
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"You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourselves seriously on any level; we're just comedians."
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"I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make the distinction."
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"But it's fun to be something, have that, and you don't have to be real. It's like, comedians. They go on and they're doing all these jokes. I would be like that if I were more awake."
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"Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff."
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"That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50."
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"Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart."
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"I feel I'm as qualified for office as any of the other comedians who are running."
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"It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why, but there's just something about Al Gore that makes me laugh."
People
"I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle."
Gay
"I couldn't do any of my other characters, you know? But I could have done the lady. Church Lady's Malibu Beach party is an idea I have for a movie, too. Yes."
Idea
"I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level."
Old
"We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's a Wonderful Life or Citizen Kane, and now it is pretty funny - the idea of commentary for a silly kid's movie, you know?"
Funny
"That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50."
Comedians
"I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to navigate the world fairly easily because I'm always in character."
Life
"This movie will actually increase the sex life of parents everywhere because they can put this on, with the 45 minutes of extras and they've got almost two hours to do whatever they've got to do while the kids watch the movie."
Life
"I recently found out about this other super movie star. He only works from about 11:00 to 4:00, so all his movies take like 120 days. But this was a lot of stuff to do in 35 days."
Movies
"I had written in another draft a completely different kind of fight, but they said they couldn't afford to shoot it. They needed a fight scene, though, so I was told to put a fight scene in, but not the one I had written."
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