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Konrad Lorenz

"We do not take humor seriously enough."

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"We do not take humor seriously enough."

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"You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youE1d actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donE1t think sheE1s joking."

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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"

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"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."

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