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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
"Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it."
"I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile."
"It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up."
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"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."
"There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that."
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."
"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."
"Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town."
"The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready."
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