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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
"No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine."
"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."
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"An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be."
"There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that."
"Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town."
"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."
"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."
"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."
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