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"I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker."

"If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?"
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"An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be."


"There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that."


"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."


"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."


"Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town."
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