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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist."
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"A lot of the tabloid stories are written so well, they're very clever and very funny. But you have to focus on what's really important and not read them - don't dive into it and don't get caught up in it."
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"My friend had a funny remark; he told me everybody has something - some people have a big butt, some people are insecure and at least you know what it is, even if it's a lump on your head. I know I have a lump on my head."
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"I do like any kind of project that has both comedy and drama in it because in life you don't have one day where everything is funny then the next day everything is dramatic."
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"Things that go on at Happy Times are very funny this year, and if you were watching last year, some of the people you saw then as basically extras emerge as real characters in their own right this season, at least to some degree."
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"But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know."
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"What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke."
Art
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
Day
"Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty."
Business
"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot."
Art
"When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well."
Work
"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."
Country
"The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready."
Acting
"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture."
Architecture
"There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that."
Woman
"I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't."
Business
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