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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
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"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."
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"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."
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"We have actors from other films, from 'Baywatch,' and so on, and these people are looking exactly the opposite of what they are. The transformations were so smooth, and so funny to watch, it was unbelievable."
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"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."
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"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."
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"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"
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"I found out a long time ago that if I didn't have a good story for a song, I could just make one up! Now it seems over half the stories in my show are made up. The funny thing is, those seem to be the ones that resonate the most with the audiences."
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Explore more quotes by Steve Martin
"When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well."
Work
"Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town."
Love
"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture."
Architecture
"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."
Country
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
Money
"Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!"
Word
"Love is a promise delivered already broken."
Love
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
Day
"Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is."
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"There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that."
Woman
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