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"What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh."
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"He and Reagan were not at all alike, because Reagan is an optimist and Dick Nixon wasn't. Yet in some ways they were alike. Neither really liked to talk on the telephone, for instance. And, in a lot of respects, both of them were very much loners."
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"I'd walk over my own grandmother to re-elect Richard Nixon."
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"It is my personal plan to assassinate by pistol either Richard Nixon or George Wallace."
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"During the 1960 election, I saw Richard Nixon as the winner."
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"There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon."
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"Even when they don't know who Nixon was, these shows will continue to play."
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"What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh."
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"Tell the FBI that the kidnappers should pick out a judge that Nixon wants back."
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"Now I start my diary of my personal plot to kill by pistol either Richard Nixon or George Wallace."
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"I mean, I've sold all these scripts and nothing's been made. Studios have closed, stars have died. I had a director find Jesus. And the pictures just don't get made."
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"Eddie Izzard is absolutely brilliant. I would love to write something for him."
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"They make a humongous profit, but the people that work on the shows don't get paid a lot because they're working on the Oscars show. It's the biggest show in the world."
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"It's the biggest party in the world, and you have to keep the whole thing percolating, which is difficult because a lot of awards most people don't care about."
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"I mean, when I started out I was billing per hour, like a shrink because you would sit with somebody and work. But most of it, if it's for a live show it's usually a buy-out. A flat fee."
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"I write screenplays that don't get made and pilots that don't get picked up, and I re-write other people's movies, and those are all different kinds of fees."
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"What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh."
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"It's really live television, the way God meant it to be."
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