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"There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will."
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"Rogerson," I asked him sweetly as we sat watching a video in the pool house, "where would I find the pelagic zone?""In the open sea," he said. "Now shut up and eat your Junior Mints."
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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."
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"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."
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"A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing."
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"Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one."
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"England has forty-two religions and only two sauces."
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"God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh."
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"And then Mum spoons the coffee a little as if she's having fantasies of flinging it in Britt-Marie's face. But in a controlled way."
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"Stupidity is brief and guileless, while wit equivocates and hides. Wit is a scoundrel, while stupidity is honest and sincere."
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"I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea."
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"I would not come in.I meant not even if asked,And I hadn't been."
Independence
"I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way."
Freedom
"You have freedom when you're easy in your harness."
Freedom
"It looked as if a night of dark intent was coming, and not only a night, an age. Someone had better be prepared for rage..."
Conflict
"You've got to love what's lovable and hate what's hateable. It takes brains to see the difference."
Morality
"But yield who will to their separation, My object in living is to uniteMy avocation and my vocationAs my two eyes make one in sight."
Unity
"To be a poet is a condition, not a profession."
Writing
"The way a crowShook down on meThe dust of snowFrom a hemlock treeHas given my heartA change of moodAnd saved some partOf a day I had rued."
Inspirational
"The farm is a base of operations"a stronghold. You can withdraw into yourself there. Solitude for reflection is an essential ingredient in self-development. I think a person has to be withdrawn into himself to gather inspiration so that he is somebody when he comes out again among folks"when he "comes to market' with himself. He learns that he's got to be almost wastefully alone."
Self-Growth
"One could do worse than be a swinger of birches."
Poetry
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