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Dave Barry

"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers."

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"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers."

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Akiroq Brost

"Funny how people that don't believe in nothin' are so quick to believe every crazy story about people like us."

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"Anything I cannot thank God for for the sake of Christ, I may not thank God for at all; to do so would be sin. ... We cannot rightly acknowledge the gifts of God unless we acknowledge the Mediator for whose sake alone they are given to us."

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"Once upon a time in the land of Shinar, God came down to see the city and the tower. People were united and spoke in one language. Then God confound their language and caused them scattered all over the planet earth. I believe, because of our technology, there will be one computer-based language on earth. Then God will come back again and make us all scattered all over the stars constellation."

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"Scriptures are meant to serve humanity, not humanity to serve scriptures."

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"I have covenanted with my Lord that He should not send visions, or dreams or even angels! I am content with this gift of the Scriptures, which teaches and supplies all that is necessary both for this life and that which is to come."

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"The Bible should be taught, but emphatically not as reality. It is fiction, myth, poetry, anything but reality. As such it needs to be taught because it underlies so much of our literature and our culture."

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"Sex is the ersatz or substitute religion of the 20th Century."

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"Religion deals in certainties and philosophy deals more in un-answered questions."

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"All heroes are shadows of Christ."

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"A Christian's mindset should be a victorious mentality."

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Dave Barry
"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."

Circumstance

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Dave Barry
"We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admit that we know of no better system, except possibly flipping a coin."

Nation

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Dave Barry
"As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse."

Aging

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Dave Barry
"Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around."

Television

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Dave Barry
"My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible."

Humor

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Dave Barry
"To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life."

Life

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Dave Barry
"Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing."

Writing

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Dave Barry
"The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire."

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Dave Barry
"I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a moral person, but I'm definitely not religious, and I'm very tired of the preachiness and obsession with other people's behavior characteristic of many religious people in the United States. As far as I could tell, there's nothing preachy about Buddhism. I was in a lot of temples, and I still don't know what Buddhists believe, except that at one point Kunio said 'If you do bad things, you will be reborn as an ox.'This makes as much sense to me as anything I ever heard from, for example, the Reverend Pat Robertson."

Religion

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Dave Barry
"Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?"

Society

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