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"Into the breach, then. Against mobs of middle-aged moms and frightening harridans we shall prevail.She nodded sharply, raising an invisible sword. "And damned be he-she-who cries, 'Hold, enough!'"Misquote Shakespeare in front of Samuel, I dare you, I told her, and she laughed."
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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."
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"You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youE1d actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donE1t think sheE1s joking."
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"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."
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"Zombies are far better than religious people, because they do not discriminate in killing."
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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"
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"Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses."
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"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."
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"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."
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"Hard truths can be dealt with, triumphed over, but lies will destroy your soul."
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"Intelligent men are dangerous."
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"Identity was partly heritage, partly upbringing, but mostly the choices you make in life. - Bran."
Identity
"It was like being leaned on by a very heavy, warm brick. A sexy brick."
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"Women are sneaky."
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"When I die of heart failure the next time you frighten me like that, you can put that on my gravestone-'I didn't mean to startle her."
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"Cheeky. Carry them for nine months, feed them, clothe them, and what do I get? Impertinence."
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"Don't make light of any man's pain."
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"Some truths are truths, no matter who says them."
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"Where does a werewolf sleep? Anywhere he wants to."
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