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"You lose a couple of pounds and get a guy good and drunk, you could have a hell of a good time even if you are not smart."
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"We've all met people who are beautiful on the outside, however, when they open their mouths to speak, they have nothing of substance to contribute."
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"She was pretty sure Seth had practiced all his facial expressions and gestures in front of a mirror, and worked out which ones made him look like a cross between an Abercrombie model and a kitten."
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"Miracles centered gospel makes our people to be superficial and light."
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"You lose a couple of pounds and get a guy good and drunk, you could have a hell of a good time even if you are not smart."
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"It was starting to seem to her that being "forward-thinking" too often involved avoiding any kind of thought at all - especially about things that might benefit from a great deal of thinking."
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"The externals are important but I'm not interested in superficiality."
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"You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you."
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"In the movie business, the ones we call Lucky are usually those idiots who are just too damn stubborn to take no for an answer. Come to think of it, the movie business is kind of like life."
Persistence
"I don't need no PMS. I can bitch under my own steam."
Humor
"Maybe knowledge is power, but it's damned hard to think a burglar to death."
Knowledge
"I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet."
Peace
"Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after."
Heartbreak
"In my experience, "what the hell" is generally the most interesting decision."
Risk
"Trust is important to any relationship and easier to come by if you get a picture of a guy's wife buck naked."
Trust
"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."
Intelligence
"Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either."
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