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"When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex."
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"Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it."
Life
"In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'"
Now
"Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you."
Deed
"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!"
Love
"I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up."
People
"On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."
Blind
"Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?"
Play
"The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability."
Ability
"It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year."
Age
"An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent."
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"If music be the food of love, play on."
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"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
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"A full fridge is like an empty one: What am I going to eat?"
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"I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex."
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"We may find in the long run that tinned food is a deadlier weapon than the machine-gun."
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"We have had for breakfast, toasts, cakes, a yorkshire pie, a piece of beef about the size and much the shape of my portmanteau, tea, coffee, ham and eggs..."
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"There is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized or even cured. The only solution known to science is to provide the patient with an isolation room, where he can endure the acute stages in private and where food can be poked in to him with a stick."
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"The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small."
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"I'm not sure why it is, but I love food more than just about anything else."
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"Temptation is like a knife, that may either cut the meat or the throat of a man; it may be his food or his poison, his exercise or his destruction."
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