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"In fact, it has been said that when you have sex with someone, you are actually having sex with everyone who ever slept with that individual."
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"Sometimes we're so concerned about giving our children what we never had growing up, we neglect to give them what we did have growing up."
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"Behavior has consequences, and stupid behavior often has terrible consequences."
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