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George Carlin

"Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind."

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"Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind."

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"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
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"I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories."
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"I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it."
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"Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established."
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""I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?"
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"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam."
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"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."
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"By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth."
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"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat."
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"There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past."

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