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Explore more quotes by George Carlin

"I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it."

""I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?"

"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat."
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"Restoration comes from the Redeemer."

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