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Janeane Garofalo

"When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'"

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"When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'"

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"Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area."
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"I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest."
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