"The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl."

"When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'"

"To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first."

"I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness."

"I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest."

"Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up."

"When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement."

"Is being an idiot like being high all the time?"

"I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun."

"I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive."

"I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal."

"Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area."