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"I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes."
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"There's loads of things you can do to make things easy for your throat, you can drink a bit of lemon and hot water couple of spoons of honey, you can gargle with port, I've done it a couple of times myself - but don't swallow it!"
"I need to think about 'Make sure you drink your water.' That's the kind of person I am."
"I understand that NASA reported that there's new evidence of water on Mars. I'm here to report that we still don't have any evidence of affordable gasoline in Michigan."
"The marketers can compete with free; it just has to be better. Look at bottled water if you don't believe me."
"Part of water which is cooler always flows to below surface.I understand that hotheaded men always want to be noticed."
"You probably have to have redundant levee systems with canals in between them, like the Dutch have, to make sure that incoming water is channeled off to areas where you deal with it rather than have it drown you."
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"Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive."
"Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life."
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