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"I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes."
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"Part of water which is cooler always flows to below surface.I understand that hotheaded men always want to be noticed."

"It's not color, it's like pouring 40 tablespoons of sugar water over a roast."

"We didn't have the lane ropes, we had to get up higher in the water to avoid the little waves."

"In Utah, there are no bad things in the water there. It's just smooth, really beautiful."

"There's loads of things you can do to make things easy for your throat, you can drink a bit of lemon and hot water couple of spoons of honey, you can gargle with port, I've done it a couple of times myself - but don't swallow it!"

"The marketers can compete with free; it just has to be better. Look at bottled water if you don't believe me."
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