"I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes."

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"The oaths of a woman I inscribe on water."

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"There's loads of things you can do to make things easy for your throat, you can drink a bit of lemon and hot water couple of spoons of honey, you can gargle with port, I've done it a couple of times myself - but don't swallow it!"

Cliff Richard, English Musician

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"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led."

Stan Laurel, English Actor

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"I understand that NASA reported that there's new evidence of water on Mars. I'm here to report that we still don't have any evidence of affordable gasoline in Michigan."

David Bonior, American Politician

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"You can lead a bureaucrat to water, but you can't make him think."

Ric Keller, American Politician

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"I need to think about 'Make sure you drink your water.' That's the kind of person I am."

Jon Crosby, American Musician

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"It's the water. Everything is driven by the water."

Mike Thompson, American Politician

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"It came to me then in a flash that obviously the temperature of the water was responsible for the nystagmus."

Robert Barany, Austrian Scientist

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"The oaths of a woman I inscribe on water."

"Water creates so much beauty, life and mystery."

"Part of water which is cooler always flows to below surface.I understand that hotheaded men always want to be noticed."

"There's loads of things you can do to make things easy for your throat, you can drink a bit of lemon and hot water couple of spoons of honey, you can gargle with port, I've done it a couple of times myself - but don't swallow it!"

"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led."

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"You can lead a bureaucrat to water, but you can't make him think."

"I need to think about 'Make sure you drink your water.' That's the kind of person I am."

"It's the water. Everything is driven by the water."

"It came to me then in a flash that obviously the temperature of the water was responsible for the nystagmus."

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"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."

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"The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves."

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"Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against."

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"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."