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"I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes."
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"Part of water which is cooler always flows to below surface.I understand that hotheaded men always want to be noticed."
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"It's not color, it's like pouring 40 tablespoons of sugar water over a roast."
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"Do you think that revolutions are made with rose water?"
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"We didn't have the lane ropes, we had to get up higher in the water to avoid the little waves."
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"Good words cool more than cold water."
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"There's loads of things you can do to make things easy for your throat, you can drink a bit of lemon and hot water couple of spoons of honey, you can gargle with port, I've done it a couple of times myself - but don't swallow it!"
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"The marketers can compete with free; it just has to be better. Look at bottled water if you don't believe me."
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"I loved the Little Lulu stories, where she would fantasize that her bedroom rug would turn into a pool of water, and she could dive down into the center of the world."
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"I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... so I replaced it with tequila."
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"Muscle and water is critical in burning fat."
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"The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart."
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"All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women."
Family

"Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned."
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"Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"
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"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
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"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."
Death

"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."
Fish

"Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive."
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"I like children - fried."
Children

"Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it."
Sex
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