"My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."

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"My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."

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"None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle."

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Elizabeth Taylor, English Actress

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"We're not going to dumb down for them. They have to move up. They're the network and we're the show."

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