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"My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."
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"Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top."
Oil
"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress."
Dress
"The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found."
Beauty
"Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television."
God
"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"
Mother
"Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be."
Will
"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor."
Work
"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
Control
"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."
Money
"It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who."
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"Innocence always calls mutely for protection when we would be so much wiser to guard ourselves against it: innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm."
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"I had to go to a mirror and look at it. I couldn't picture myself in my own head. I had no image beyond a stick figure. I wasn't a mean person as a kid, or dumb, and something has to be said to justify excluding you."
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"I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy."
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"We're not going to dumb down for them. They have to move up. They're the network and we're the show."
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"I don't think you need to dumb down to a child, you merely have to be clear, you know?"
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"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
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"I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me."
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"Well, first I studied piano. I wasn't very satisfied because I though my teachers were dumb... and repressive."
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"However, we couldn't focus on the films much during the series because we're dumb. Individually we're smart guys, but together we're one big dumb guy, and couldn't concentrate on two things at once."
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"I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth."
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