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"Switzerland is only bearable covered with snow," Aunt Augusta said, "like some people are only bearable under a sheet."
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"When there was a choice between love of a woman and hate of a man, her mind could cherish only one emotion, for her love might be a subject for laughter, but no one ever had ever mocked her hatred."
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"Neither of us mentioned him when we woke on the morning after his death...One is not jealous of the dead, and it seemed easy to me that morning to take up our old life together."
"New landscapes, new customs. The accumulation of memories. A long life is not a question of years. A man without memories might reach the age of a hundred and feel that his life had been a very brief one."
"He wasn't a patient. I expect someone cured him. You cure a lot of people in this country, don't you, with bullets?"
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