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"Sharks to not eat Chinese people because they get hungry thirty minutes later."
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"We will then hear from the founder of the Mayo Clinic . . . Dr. Ted Clinic."
"This is wonderful, wonderful! Be the bird. You are the bird. Sacrifice yourself to abandoned family values...."
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"One of the most unique aspects among many about the USA is that our transitions of 'power' have almost always been peaceful. This is very unique in all of history and in the world today."
"After witnessing the inauguration ceremonies, I am compelled to state how deeply grateful and infinitely thankful and eternally blessed I am to and by God for the privilege of being born and for living out my life in this amazing country- The United States of America."
"Unity despite diversity is exactly what defines Christianity as distinct from and antithetical to all other religious belief systems."
"Grace has not been well understood by the post-modern church let alone applied as post-moderns in our lives as a reality that Christ secured for us."
"So how does God affect justice in this life/economy/reality? A lightening bolt, an angel of death, or by the hand of a human being?"
"I have been fairly misunderstood by those who think only of the heart and thereby leave the mind behind. They both are vital and important aspects of our created humanity...in the image of God."
"I am not aligned in my thinking with Calvinism, neither am I aligned in my thinking with Arminianism. I have proposed a more 'Wholeistic' theology encompassing the 'both/and' in the context Objective Truth & Reality."
"In my opinion, anyone who says they have no anxiety at all over experiencing their own physical death is not in touch with their humanity."
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