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"A grand jury hears only one side - that of the prosecutor."
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"A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial."
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"The grand jury, composed of 12 eminent New Orleans citizens, heard our evidence and indicted the defendant for participation in a conspiracy to assassinate John Kennedy."
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"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
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"My parents wanted me to be a lawyer. But I don't think I would have been very happy. I'd be in front of the jury singing."
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"Usually when attorneys are assembling a jury, they're just looking for sheep that are easily impressed."
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"I am finally glad to see that the jury is looking at me."
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"Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough."
People
"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"
Eyes
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
Time
"I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt."
Time
"My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one."
Mother
"The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths."
Time
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
Life
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
Woman
"Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does."
Marriage
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
Art
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