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Groucho Marx

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

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"My parents wanted me to be a lawyer. But I don't think I would have been very happy. I'd be in front of the jury singing."

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"The grand jury, composed of 12 eminent New Orleans citizens, heard our evidence and indicted the defendant for participation in a conspiracy to assassinate John Kennedy."

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"A grand jury hears only one side - that of the prosecutor."

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