"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

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"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."

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"A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial."

"My parents wanted me to be a lawyer. But I don't think I would have been very happy. I'd be in front of the jury singing."

"Usually when attorneys are assembling a jury, they're just looking for sheep that are easily impressed."

"I am finally glad to see that the jury is looking at me."

"A grand jury hears only one side - that of the prosecutor."

"The grand jury, composed of 12 eminent New Orleans citizens, heard our evidence and indicted the defendant for participation in a conspiracy to assassinate John Kennedy."

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"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."

"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook."

"Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member."

"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."

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