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Christopher Moore

"I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores."

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Amber Hurdle

"The jury had down right contempt for punk rock grass roots ethics."

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"Pride defeats its own end, by bringing the man who seeks esteem and reverence into contempt."

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"You are cordially invited to go fuck yourself."

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Amber Hurdle

"I leave the human cockroaches to discuss their heroin and child pornography."

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"Renown? I've already got more of it than those I respect, and will never have as much as those for whom I feel contempt."

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"Facetiousness is allowable when it is the most proper instrument of exposing things apparently base and vile to due contempt."

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Amber Hurdle

"Contempt for the world is what allows me to continue living in it."

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"Clinton's hands remain incredibly clean, don't they, and Tony Blair's smile remains as wide as ever. I view these guises with profound contempt."

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"Teach not thy lip such scorn, for it was made For kissing, lady, not for such contempt."

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Amber Hurdle

"'Free' is more of that 'familiarity breeds contempt' kind of thing. It's about saying 'Wait, I'm longing for something more than I have and I don't know what it is that I want, but I know I want it.' It has nothing to do with what I'm going through, personally."

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"It was the sound of a thousand hungry children crying, ten thousand widows tearing their hair over their husband's graves, a chorus of angels singing the last dirge on the day of God's death."
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"It's kinda hard to get yourself into a good three-toweler when you got the dick of death."
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"And I'll have you know that if you hurt my son again, if he so much as sighs sadly over his coffee, I will hire a man, a Russian, probably, to hunt you down and rip all that shiny black hair from your head, then break your skinny arms and legs, and set you on fire, and then put you out with a hammer. And should there be children from your beastly rutting, I shall have the Russian man cut them to tiny pieces and feed them to Madame Jacob's dog. because, although he may be only a worthless, simpleminded, libertine artist, Lucien is my favorite, and I will not have him hurt. Do you understand?"
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"You sure about this writer thing son?"
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"One day I was telling him that I thought that cars had replaced guns as phallic symbols for American men, and I thought it was interesting that he had one that was so small and fast. The next day he gave me the Datsun and went out and bought a Lincoln."
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