"Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it."

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"Housework, if you do it right, will kill you."

Erma Bombeck, American Journalist

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"I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier. All houses are gone."

Bobby Darin, American Musician

Houses, Now

"You do not build your own houses, nor make your own garments, nor bake your own bread, simply because you know that if you were to attempt all these things they would all be more or less ill done."

Felix Adler, German Educator

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"I got very cross with the term, kitchen sink. It just meant that you invaded different kinds of houses, where it was very difficult to avoid kitchen sink."

Timothy West, British Actor

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"We believe the 36, nearly 40, billion pound discount given for a right to buy houses took a million houses out of the public housing sector which is desperately needed for rent."

John Prescott, British Politician

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"I felt weary of the responsibility of owning houses and was glad enough to pass mine on to others."

Lillie Langtry, British Actress

Houses, Responsibility

"Houses are one of my passions. I probably should have been an interior decorator."

Gene Tierney, American Actress

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"I lived in Georgetown in the late '70s about four houses down from the steps."

William Peter Blatty, American Writer

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"Houses are built to live in, and not to look on: therefore let use be preferred before uniformity."

Francis Bacon, English Philosopher

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"Laws, like houses, lean on one another."

Edmund Burke, Irish Statesman

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"Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either."

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"America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week."

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"Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment."

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"Housework, if you do it right, will kill you."

"I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier. All houses are gone."

"You do not build your own houses, nor make your own garments, nor bake your own bread, simply because you know that if you were to attempt all these things they would all be more or less ill done."

"I got very cross with the term, kitchen sink. It just meant that you invaded different kinds of houses, where it was very difficult to avoid kitchen sink."

"We believe the 36, nearly 40, billion pound discount given for a right to buy houses took a million houses out of the public housing sector which is desperately needed for rent."

"I felt weary of the responsibility of owning houses and was glad enough to pass mine on to others."

"Houses are one of my passions. I probably should have been an interior decorator."

"I lived in Georgetown in the late '70s about four houses down from the steps."

"Houses are built to live in, and not to look on: therefore let use be preferred before uniformity."

"Laws, like houses, lean on one another."

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"The girl with a future avoids a man with a past."

"The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last."

"Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings."

"A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name."

"A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much."

"Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose."

"A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended."

"Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either."

"America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week."

"Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment."