"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."

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"The price tag that you put on your soul will determine the people and circumstances in which you find yourself."

Shannon L. Alder, American Author

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"But what's worth more than gold?"Practically everything. You, for example. Gold is heavy. Your weight in gold is not very much gold at all. Aren't you worth more than that?"

Terry Pratchett, English Author

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"If roses were not special weeds would not envy them."

Matshona Dhliwayo, Zimbabwean Philosopher

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"My worth is not based on the 'work of my hands' despite how feverishly I might work and how audaciously successful I might be. Rather, my worth is based exclusively on the astonishing fact that I am the 'work of God's hands."

Craig D. Lounsbrough, American Author

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"Nobody's going to write a book about me, because nobody's going to find anything worth writing a book about."

Jack K. Cooke, American Businessman

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"No one worth possessing can be quite possessed."

Sara Teasdale, American Author

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"I have never known anyone worth a damn who wasn't irascible."

Ezra Pound, American Poet

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"If you don't value yourself, you're not going to draw valuable things into your life."

Robert Tew, American Writer

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"Square cuts which ordinarily would have flashed to the boundary earned only two, and I believe that those two innings would have been worth 150 apiece in a county match."

Frank Woolley, English Athlete

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"We are all valuable. Humanity needs our individual services."

Lailah Gifty Akita, Ghanaian Author

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"The price tag that you put on your soul will determine the people and circumstances in which you find yourself."

"But what's worth more than gold?"Practically everything. You, for example. Gold is heavy. Your weight in gold is not very much gold at all. Aren't you worth more than that?"

"If roses were not special weeds would not envy them."

"My worth is not based on the 'work of my hands' despite how feverishly I might work and how audaciously successful I might be. Rather, my worth is based exclusively on the astonishing fact that I am the 'work of God's hands."

"Nobody's going to write a book about me, because nobody's going to find anything worth writing a book about."

"No one worth possessing can be quite possessed."

"I have never known anyone worth a damn who wasn't irascible."

"If you don't value yourself, you're not going to draw valuable things into your life."

"Square cuts which ordinarily would have flashed to the boundary earned only two, and I believe that those two innings would have been worth 150 apiece in a county match."

"We are all valuable. Humanity needs our individual services."

Explore more quotes by Emo Philips

"My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe."

"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."

"How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand."

"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks."

"People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi."

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"Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?"