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"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."
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"A battery of field artillery is worth a thousand muskets."
"The only bond worth anything between human beings is their humanness."
"A man that knows your worth doesn't need to be told how to treat you. That's a given! You won't have to question his feelings, his motives, nor his intentions. How will I know? You ask. See, he will freely show you how he feels and prove it consistently. If you're settling for anything less than what you deserve. Then, maybe you don't even know your worth."
"You can measure your worth by your dedication to your path, not by your successes or failures."
"I say money has no value, it's just the way you spend it."
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"My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe."
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
"I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks."
"I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.""
"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
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