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"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."
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"If roses were not special weeds would not envy them."
"The rupee becomes cheap [of less value] and is that why man becomes expensive [valuable] and when the rupee becomes expensive, man becomes cheap. At present, man has become cheap; he will become expensive again."
"The value of human beings does not consist in their appearance."
"An ugly jar full of water is worth more than an empty beautiful one in the desert."
"I say money has no value, it's just the way you spend it."
"A diamond will never tell you how valuable it is; if you don't already know, you are not worthy of it."
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"I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'"
"I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks."
"I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'"
"I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper."
"The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks."
"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
"I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them."
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