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"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."

William James, American Philosopher

Humor, Commonsense, Dancing

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"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."

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