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"You do not marry a woman, but you marry your imagination of her."

"Any fool can marry, but only the wise live happily ever after."

"Before marriage a man prays that she accepts, after marriage a woman prays that he accepts."

"After a long time in laboratories, psychologists have discovered the holy grail of a happy marriage: I applied it and it didn't work."

"I came into marriage with love but when I got there she refused the dictatorship and fled away, I and my wife are looking for her. Anyone who finds her please contact us. We swear not to harm her again."
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"Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?"
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