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George Gobel

"College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage."

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"College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage."

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"The real reason a husband and wife always fight is because they always focus on the ugliness in each other and have forgotten to focus on the beauties that attracted them at first."

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"You do not marry a woman, but you marry your imagination of her."

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"I thought there was no use for me in reading Sun Tzu and Machiavelli because I am neither a warrior nor a politician, but it turned out to be useful when I married."

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"I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman."

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"Any fool can marry, but only the wise live happily ever after."

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"Marriage is not 'I', its 'We'."

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"Before marriage a man prays that she accepts, after marriage a woman prays that he accepts."

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"After a long time in laboratories, psychologists have discovered the holy grail of a happy marriage: I applied it and it didn't work."

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"I came into marriage with love but when I got there she refused the dictatorship and fled away, I and my wife are looking for her. Anyone who finds her please contact us. We swear not to harm her again."

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