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David Herbert Lawrence

"Oh, I've no patience with these romances. They're the ruin of all order. It's a thousand pities they ever happened."

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"Oh, I've no patience with these romances. They're the ruin of all order. It's a thousand pities they ever happened."

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"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."

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"Rest assured you make perfectly good nonsense. I understand you one-hundred-percent not at all."

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