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"Maybe once in a while, you know, after a hard day of shooting or something like that, I'd kick back."
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"I could talk about him all day. He's one of the most wonderful things that ever happened to me."
"Don't look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you'll know you're dead."
"When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?"
"One day, we were doing a serious scene and fast talking like we do and we could not stop laughing and the director had to stop the production. We had to go to our trailer and calm down and do it all again."
"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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"I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific."
"Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen."
"I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it."
"I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming."
"People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky."
"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."
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