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Jeff Foxworthy

"People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school."

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"People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school."

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Donna Grant

"Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions."

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Donna Grant

"The last resort of kings, the cannonball. The last resort of the people, the paving stone."

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Donna Grant

"It is not true that people are naturally equal for no two people can be together for even a half an hour without one acquiring an evident superiority over the other."

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Donna Grant

"There are bad people who would be less dangerous if they were quite devoid of goodness."

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Donna Grant

"I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal."

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Donna Grant

"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing."

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Donna Grant

"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones."

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Donna Grant

"Some people break promises for the pleasure of breaking them."

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Donna Grant

"I do give books as gifts sometimes, when people would rather have one than a new Ferrari."

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Donna Grant

"If something in your writing gives support to people in their lives, that's more than just entertainment-which is what we writers all struggle to do, to touch people."

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Jeff Foxworthy
"I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument."

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Jeff Foxworthy
"If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck."

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Jeff Foxworthy
"I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points."

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Jeff Foxworthy
"Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it."

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Jeff Foxworthy
"Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip."

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Jeff Foxworthy
"I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together."

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Jeff Foxworthy
"You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more."

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Jeff Foxworthy
"There's no down time any more."

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Jeff Foxworthy
"Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling."

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Jeff Foxworthy
"Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist."

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