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George Best

"I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World."

George Best, Irish Athlete
Humor, Canada, United, World
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."

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