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George Best

"I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World."

George Best, Irish Athlete
Humor, Canada, United, World
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"Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one."

Samuel Butler, British Poet
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"England has forty-two religions and only two sauces."

Voltaire, French Writer
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"God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh."

Voltaire, French Writer
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"Stupidity is brief and guileless, while wit equivocates and hides. Wit is a scoundrel, while stupidity is honest and sincere."

Fyodor Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
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"Southern DADDY-Dandy At Doin' Diapers Y'all!"

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet
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"GreenHollyWood is a bad character, fat, liking jokes, liking jokes about size, about the large, about the how big are you. Likes to laugh when you make a mistake, ... but but he is a teacher?! With a glasses a fat guy!"

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"Good friends, very good what's the equation motherfucker???"

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Humor, Power, Truth, Today, Wisdom
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"There was so much testosterone in the air, I felt like I needed a gas mask."

Richelle Mead, American Author
Humor, Environment, Mood, Energy

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