"At the rate the Kings were finding mates, they were going to have to take turns eating supper because not everyone would fit at the table."

Humor, Observation, Life, Society

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"At the rate the Kings were finding mates, they were going to have to take turns eating supper because not everyone would fit at the table."

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"He opened his mouth and let it loose, the blast of cold air freezing the Dark Ones instantaneously. Kiril saw himself in the mirror and the curls of cold air seeping from the corners of his mouth through his parted lips.Damn, but is was good to be a Dragon King."

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