"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think."

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"The old Court you and I served so long will not be worthy of its traditions if Nixon can twist, turn and fashion If Nixon gets away with that, then Nixon makes the law as he goes along - not the Congress nor the courts."

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"Since President Bush took office in 2001, this Congress has supported an agenda of democracy, freedom and expansion of rights for all peoples throughout the world."

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"Now back in those days, to become a rural mail carrier you had to be approved by congress."

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"What five members of the Supreme Court say the law is may be something vastly different from what Congress intended the law to be."

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"We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex - but Congress can."

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"A Bush Administration will, I believe, enjoy a better relationship with the new Congress, although President-elect Bush will be faced with real challenges in getting along with the Congress."

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"The old Court you and I served so long will not be worthy of its traditions if Nixon can twist, turn and fashion If Nixon gets away with that, then Nixon makes the law as he goes along - not the Congress nor the courts."

"No issue is more important to this Congress than securing our borders and protecting our homeland, and I guarantee it is very important to our constituents."

"Democrats' definition of "rich" - always seems to be set just above whatever the salary happens to be for a member of Congress. Perhaps that says it all."

"Since President Bush took office in 2001, this Congress has supported an agenda of democracy, freedom and expansion of rights for all peoples throughout the world."

"Now back in those days, to become a rural mail carrier you had to be approved by congress."

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"What five members of the Supreme Court say the law is may be something vastly different from what Congress intended the law to be."

"We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex - but Congress can."

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