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"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think."
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"I would not have a woman go to Congress merely because she is a woman."
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"We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex - but Congress can."
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"We have to remind the people: Congress has the constitutional obligation and public responsibility to oversee these issues and the Department of Justice's operations."
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"Congress is functioning the way the Founding Fathers intended-not very well. They understood that if you move too quickly, our democracy will be less responsible to the majority."
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"As parties began to develop around the turn of the 19th century, you had party nominees for President nominated in caucuses made up of party members in Congress."
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"I ran for Congress, just once."
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"Since President Bush took office in 2001, this Congress has supported an agenda of democracy, freedom and expansion of rights for all peoples throughout the world."
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"Democrats' definition of "rich" - always seems to be set just above whatever the salary happens to be for a member of Congress. Perhaps that says it all."
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"It is the utmost necessity that this congress be a congress of unity."
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"And I am saying, how about the other two branches? And putting the pressure on our representatives in the Senate and the Congress, and the court system. They should be counter-acting this corruption, but they are sitting there silent."
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"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."
Husband
"Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient."
Disgrace
"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think."
Congress
"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."
Committee
"We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight."
Television
"The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring."
Company
"Laughter is an instant vacation."
Laughter
"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
Evolution
"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."
Opportunity
"I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?"
Tax
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