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Milton Berle

"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think."

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"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think."

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"I feel kind of like the black sheep in Congress, but here I am."

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"I would not have a woman go to Congress merely because she is a woman."

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"We cannot go up on a wire. We cannot do a search without a judge on the FISA Court approving it and determining that we have met the standard that has been set forth by Congress in order to utilize these techniques."

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"Serving in Congress has been the honor of a lifetime."

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"The old Court you and I served so long will not be worthy of its traditions if Nixon can twist, turn and fashion If Nixon gets away with that, then Nixon makes the law as he goes along - not the Congress nor the courts."

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"One of my top priorities in Congress is to reduce U.S. dependence on fossil fuels."

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"I ran for Congress, just once."

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"Now back in those days, to become a rural mail carrier you had to be approved by congress."

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"It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-biased media and the homosexuals who want to destroy all Christians."

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