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"In bridge clubs and in councils of state, the passions are the same."
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"I am most proud of my integrity and least proud of my cynicism."
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"I've given up men. It's true. At first, I was just going to give up attorneys, but that seemed immature - and far too exclusive, so I'm playing it safe and giving up all the penis-carrying humans."
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"All these handsome guys are the same. When they're done combing their goddam hair, they beat it on you."
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"It is through experience that I have lost faith in USA law enforcement."
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"I know more damn perverts, at schools and all, than anybody you ever met, and they're always being perverty when I'm around."
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"The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has - I'm not kidding."
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"Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws."
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"A cynic is a man who looks at the world with a monocle in his mind's eye."
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"I may have grown cynical from long service, but this is a tendency I do not like, and I sometimes think I'd rather be a dog and bay at the moon than stay in the Senate another six years and listen to it."
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"You're not exactly up for the Humanitarian of the Year award, so save your altruism for someone who can't see through you like cellophane."
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"The power of lying is much less than the power of what is not to be discussed."
Power
"Bad faith likes discourse on friendship and loyalty."
Friendship
"An omnipotent God is the only being with no reason to lie."
God
"If success is a habit, it is a hard one to acquire."
Success
"Compassion brings us to a stop, and for a moment we rise above ourselves."
Compassion
"Three meals plus bedtime make four sure blessings a day."
Gratitude
"To understand someone, find out how he spends his money."
Money
"The only peace is being out of earshot."
Peace
"Why do we never expect dull people to be rascals?"
People
"Taste refers to the past, imagination to the future."
Imagination
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