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"If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night."
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"Clinton used to like to get out of the White House a lot. He would take night trips to McDonald's, and stuff like that. I think he wanted to get out of the house."
"It was in the Seventies but I still recall what was a good night for my club. Of course, the stadium has changed now but I have heard that the atmosphere is still the same."
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
"We had a big party that night and everybody went around gathering results from various precincts and each person would get four or five precincts and then come to the house. There were no cell phones or anything to get results phoned in early."
"Yeah, I was a local hero. It was great for me, 'cos I had a full house every night all night seven nights a week for five years that I played. The next five years I just played five days a week, but I still had a full house every night."
"If you feel like you're getting into a rut with a song, a night off usually fixes it."
"I sleep each night a little better, a little more confidently, because Lyndon Johnson is my president."
"We had high and boisterous winds last night and this morning: the Indians continue to purchase repairs with grain of different kinds."
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"The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends."
"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."
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