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"If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night."
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"The night creeps in by subtle degrees while a show of fierce colors attracts and distracts me. I look up, suddenly aware of remote lights scattered overhead. I gasp as the last streak of fire dies on the horizon, and I comprehend it all too late. That crafty, dark night has swallowed my world whole."
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"Dread of night. Dread of not-night."
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"The night I announced I was getting married, Daddy paced for hours on the porch."
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"I'm afraid of the dark, so I have a lot of night-lights."
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"How lovely are the portals of the night, when stars come out to watch the daylight die."
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"You noticed from last night, we only did two from the 80s. And our set's two hours long."
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"The Brooklyn Dodgers had a no hitter last night."
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"I'd still prefer to do five nights at a club than one night at Allstate Arena."
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"We didn't let a night go by that we didn't play."
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"I remember in the early days when we played six nights a week for a month and I was doing my long drum solo every night. My hands were covered in blisters."
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"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."
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"That's life when you're on the D-list."
Life
"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."
Humor
"I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men."
Men
"Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true."
Care
"It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month."
Day
"I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard."
Cancer
"Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand."
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"The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are."
Beauty
"If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night."
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