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"If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night."
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"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."
Humor
"If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night."
Night
"The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid."
Teenager
"I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown."
Love
"My act has always reflected what's going on in my life."
Life
"So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it."
Help
"Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true."
Care
"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."
Act
"The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are."
Beauty
"My act is based on my life."
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"The night creeps in by subtle degrees while a show of fierce colors attracts and distracts me. I look up, suddenly aware of remote lights scattered overhead. I gasp as the last streak of fire dies on the horizon, and I comprehend it all too late. That crafty, dark night has swallowed my world whole."
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"I can find in my undergraduate classes, bright students who do not know that the stars rise and set at night, or even that the Sun is a star."
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"The night I announced I was getting married, Daddy paced for hours on the porch."
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"I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything."
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"Making sleep happen is a must - anytime, anywhere, from a plane to a train to an automobile. Ideally, I like to get eight to ten hours a night, though I'll take it broken up in two segments if I have to."
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"The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except on Saturday Night Live."
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"I was working at this club in downtown L.A. from four to eight at night, just Eddie Rubin, the drummer, and I."
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"Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low."
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"Yes, beef is what was for dinner last night. Tonight it will be my dinner, and it will continue to be."
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"Most of those mocking us and our works night after night have not reached the point of suggesting we are going to use those weapons. They are pretty useless right now."
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