"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse."

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"And you know, we did it as an independent film, and we weren't expecting it to be on television, and Lifetime ended up buying it. And the viewers responded intensely to that film."

Jenna Elfman, American Actress

Buying, Film, Television

"Most of my friends from college became dental hygienists or went into retail, a lot went into sales. They all started getting married and having kids and buying homes and I was still living like a college student."

Patricia Heaton, American Actress

Buying, College, Friends, Kids

"I'm afraid of buying a house or anything, 'cause if there's one paparazzi outside for one day, then they'll never leave."

Robert Pattinson, English Actor

Buying, Day

"For instance, we're always fighting amongst each other. Who gives us the arms? And then we become indebted to wherever we are buying them from - with what? The very resources we need to keep there."

Miriam Makeba, South African Musician

Buying, Fighting

"I ended up buying a restaurant. Already we had invested in a gas station and a metal products plant."

Esther Williams, American Actress

Buying,

"The only real indulgence was buying a house. That was a pretty big step."

Calista Flockhart, American Actress

Buying, Pretty

"Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist."

Robert G. Allen, American Politician

Buying,

"I was buying Bob Dylan mainly, everything I could get hold of by him."

Robyn Hitchcock, English Musician

Buying,

"I just want to thank all my fans for their loyalty and support-for coming out to the shows and buying the CDs."

Edgar Winter, American Musician

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"I was raised in California, so this whole New York winter thing is completely new for me. I've already justified buying seven coats!"

Blake Lively, American Actress

Buying, Winter

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"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."

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"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."

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"And you know, we did it as an independent film, and we weren't expecting it to be on television, and Lifetime ended up buying it. And the viewers responded intensely to that film."

"Most of my friends from college became dental hygienists or went into retail, a lot went into sales. They all started getting married and having kids and buying homes and I was still living like a college student."

"I'm afraid of buying a house or anything, 'cause if there's one paparazzi outside for one day, then they'll never leave."

"For instance, we're always fighting amongst each other. Who gives us the arms? And then we become indebted to wherever we are buying them from - with what? The very resources we need to keep there."

"I ended up buying a restaurant. Already we had invested in a gas station and a metal products plant."

"The only real indulgence was buying a house. That was a pretty big step."

"Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist."

"I was buying Bob Dylan mainly, everything I could get hold of by him."

"I just want to thank all my fans for their loyalty and support-for coming out to the shows and buying the CDs."

"I was raised in California, so this whole New York winter thing is completely new for me. I've already justified buying seven coats!"

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"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."

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"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."

"I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."

"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."

"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."

"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."