"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse."

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"I've tried everything. I've done therapy, I've done colonics. I went to a psychic who had me running around town buying pieces of ribbon to fill the colors in my aura. Did the Prozac thing."

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"A whole new generation is looking at the videos, and going to the video shop and buying the re-release of the complete trilogy, which you can buy at a reasonable price."

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"Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist."

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"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse."

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"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it."

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"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

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"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."

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