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"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse."
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"George of the Jungle is a cartoon. He's a guy who swings around on a vine all day. Are you not buying that?"
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"Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse."
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"I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator."
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"I was buying Bob Dylan mainly, everything I could get hold of by him."
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"For instance, we're always fighting amongst each other. Who gives us the arms? And then we become indebted to wherever we are buying them from - with what? The very resources we need to keep there."
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"And you know, we did it as an independent film, and we weren't expecting it to be on television, and Lifetime ended up buying it. And the viewers responded intensely to that film."
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"I ended up buying a restaurant. Already we had invested in a gas station and a metal products plant."
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"A whole new generation is looking at the videos, and going to the video shop and buying the re-release of the complete trilogy, which you can buy at a reasonable price."
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"I've tried everything. I've done therapy, I've done colonics. I went to a psychic who had me running around town buying pieces of ribbon to fill the colors in my aura. Did the Prozac thing."
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"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse."
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"Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough."
People
"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"
Eyes
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
Time
"I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt."
Time
"Humor is reason gone mad."
Humor
"My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one."
Mother
"The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths."
Time
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
Life
"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
Father
"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook."
Man
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