"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse."

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"I just want to thank all my fans for their loyalty and support-for coming out to the shows and buying the CDs."

Edgar Winter, American Musician

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"I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator."

Steven Wright, American Comedian

Buying, Clothes

"I ended up buying a restaurant. Already we had invested in a gas station and a metal products plant."

Esther Williams, American Actress

Buying,

"I've tried everything. I've done therapy, I've done colonics. I went to a psychic who had me running around town buying pieces of ribbon to fill the colors in my aura. Did the Prozac thing."

Jim Carrey, Canadian Comedian

Buying, Colors, Running, Therapy

"I was raised in California, so this whole New York winter thing is completely new for me. I've already justified buying seven coats!"

Blake Lively, American Actress

Buying, Winter

"I was buying Bob Dylan mainly, everything I could get hold of by him."

Robyn Hitchcock, English Musician

Buying,

"I'm afraid of buying a house or anything, 'cause if there's one paparazzi outside for one day, then they'll never leave."

Robert Pattinson, English Actor

Buying, Day

"Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist."

Robert G. Allen, American Politician

Buying,

"Most of my friends from college became dental hygienists or went into retail, a lot went into sales. They all started getting married and having kids and buying homes and I was still living like a college student."

Patricia Heaton, American Actress

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"George of the Jungle is a cartoon. He's a guy who swings around on a vine all day. Are you not buying that?"

Brendan Fraser, American Actor

Buying, Day, Jungle

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"I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book."

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"Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?"

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"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

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"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."

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"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

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"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."

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"I just want to thank all my fans for their loyalty and support-for coming out to the shows and buying the CDs."

"I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator."

"I ended up buying a restaurant. Already we had invested in a gas station and a metal products plant."

"I've tried everything. I've done therapy, I've done colonics. I went to a psychic who had me running around town buying pieces of ribbon to fill the colors in my aura. Did the Prozac thing."

"I was raised in California, so this whole New York winter thing is completely new for me. I've already justified buying seven coats!"

"I was buying Bob Dylan mainly, everything I could get hold of by him."

"I'm afraid of buying a house or anything, 'cause if there's one paparazzi outside for one day, then they'll never leave."

"Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist."

"Most of my friends from college became dental hygienists or went into retail, a lot went into sales. They all started getting married and having kids and buying homes and I was still living like a college student."

"George of the Jungle is a cartoon. He's a guy who swings around on a vine all day. Are you not buying that?"

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"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."

"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."

"I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book."

"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."

"Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?"

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."