"This is a team of gay dudes, isn't it?'What gave it away? The pink shirts, or half our team drooling over you?"

Humor, Observation, Truth, Identity

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"This is a team of gay dudes, isn't it?'What gave it away? The pink shirts, or half our team drooling over you?"

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