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"Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing."
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"All speech, written or spoken, is a dead language, until it finds a willing and prepared hearer."

"Words are not static.Language shape our memories, and it is also shaped by our memories."

"Words are clothes that thoughts wear."

"Perhaps then one reason why we have no great poet, novelist or critic writing today is that we refuse to allow words their liberty. We pin them down to one meaning, their useful meaning: the meaning which makes us catch the train, the meaning which makes us pass the examination."

"A word is not filling in the gaps, but the fertilization of silence."
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"In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop."

"The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon."

"Nothing makes a man feel older than to hear a band coming up the street and not to have the impulse to rush downstairs and out on to the sidewalk."

"A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death."

"For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting."

"Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony."

"You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it."
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