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"Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony."
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
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"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."
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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."
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"You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one."
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"The Cause of Women is generally the Cause of Virtue."
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"In our society, the women who break down barriers are those who ignore limits."
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"What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce."
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"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths."
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"I was never very interested in boys - and there were plenty of them - vying with one another to see how many famous women they would get into the hay."
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"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
Home
"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."
Home
"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."
Blood
"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
Children
"There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto."
Money
"It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core."
Beauty
"I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away."
Sex
"The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you."
Reason
"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."
Anger
"My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee."
Mother
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