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Phyllis Diller

"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public."

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"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public."

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"To see a player dunk in women's college basketball is just amazing. It's great to see that the game has reached that level now."

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"The truth is there are two hundred white women raped in America by a black man for every one black woman raped by whites."

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"Forcing women in or near land combat will hurt recruiting, not help."

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"Much of the demand for women in combat comes from female officers who are eager for medals and promotions."

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"Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women."

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"I like working with actresses, and I like women a lot, not for obvious reasons, but just in that that there's so much about what they bring to the scene that keeps it so interesting. Their instincts are so different, and they never explain them to you."

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"A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking."

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"I tend to like very bitchy women. I find myself most attracted to smart, sarcastic, bitchy women."

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"I found through my fan mail that women... really wanted a role model."

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"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."

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