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"Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!"
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"Every casting director I've met is a woman."
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"Imagine, a September 11 with weapons of mass destruction. It's not 3,000. It's tens of thousands of innocent men, women and children."
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"What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country."
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"We say that slavery has vanished from European civilization, but this is not true. Slavery still exists, but now it applies only to women and its name is prostitution."
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"She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer."
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"I long to speak out the intense inspiration that comes to me from the lives of strong women."
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"As I see with Lori's testimony, you say what good could come out of all these abortions and all what she's been through? But she has been a part of a new Bible for women, a mentoring Bible."
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"I sleep completely naked to make me believe you are here, but when I wake up it is not the same thing. Most of all, don't deceive me with other women any more."
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"No other group in America has so had their identity socialized out of existence as have black women... When black people are talked about the focus tends to be on black men; and when women are talked about the focus tends to be on white women."
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"My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor."
Thought
"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public."
Woman
"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."
Blood
"I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing."
Years
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Medical
"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing."
Reason
"My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee."
Mother
"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."
Baseball
"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
Husband
"There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto."
Money
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